It's Always Shitty In Philadelphia

It's the 25th anniversary of the death of Daniel Faulkner.

If you're a brain-dead fucktard who loves cop-killers, you may have attended one of these events. Those were gatherings for morons who chant "Free Mumia!"

Now, when I say I'm going to free Mumia, it means I'm going to take a mega-moose dump. Other phrases I'm fond of for that activity are pinching a loaf, and dropping the Huxtables off at the pool.

But that's not what these do-gooders mean when they say free Mumia. They mean that Mumia Abu-Jamal, a man who killed Officer Daniel Faulkner in cold blood on a chilly Philadelphia night twenty-five years ago, should be let out of prison.

The pile of physical evidence doesn't sway Mumia's supporters. The bunch of eye-witnesses don't either. They call him a political prisoner. They call him a victim of the racial tensions in Philly a quarter century ago.

I call bullshit.

The "Mumia didn't do it" twits no doubt play regular tonsil-hockey with the "OJ didn't do it" twits. The only difference between them is that Mumia's attorneys couldn't put together a black jury to wrongfully acquit his ass for political reasons.

So why is this bastard still breathing? Mumia killed a COP, ferfuck'ssake. How in the hell has he managed to avoid his dispatch to hell for so long?

Because the usual suspects took up his cause. Hollywood and a stinking pile of euro-trash all rallied 'round. Fuck, the french even named a street after him. Way to go, you cheese-munching faggots.

I'd love to sharpen my antlers and gore the whole bunch of them to death.

What does it matter, though? He's never getting out, right? So let's all just forget trying to fry his dread-locked ass and move on, right?

Wrong.

It matters because of stories like this.

--City prosecutors struggled in a high-profile case this week to get fearful witnesses to stick to their stories, finding a deeply entrenched "code of silence" at work even in the slaying of a 5-year-old girl.

In an example of witnesses "going south," or recanting testimony, four key witnesses in the September 25 drive-by shooting of Casha'e Rivers took the stand in city court and withdrew statements they previously gave police.

In the most striking reversal, a witness whose statement was videotaped by police one day after the slaying told the judge he had just told police what they wanted to hear and that his detailed account of events wasn't true.--

There's a message in this for the powers that be in Philly. If a COP KILLER can't even be brought to justice, why should the average citizen help the legal establishment convict some crazy violent mother-fucker who's just gonna come after them?

Justice in Philadelphia is dead.