A democrat Senator from South Dakota, Tim Johnson, has had a health crisis. At first they thought it might be a stroke or heart attack, but it turns out it was a brain hemorrhage. (Did I spell that right? Like hemorrhoid, but with an "-age" instead of "-oid", right?)
They cut his head open and fixed the bad blood vessels, and all is good. That's cool, because as a Christmas moose, I hate hearing about bad things happening to anybody in the season of my favorite holiday.
So I saw a lot of good people saying heart-felt nice things about the guy. "Aw, that sucks." "Hope he's better soon." "He and his family are in my thoughts/prayers/healing masturbation ritual." Stuff like that.
Funny thing, though. I didn't notice any of Senator Johnson's fellow democrats saying anything like that. No, their comments were about the balance of power in the Senate. "The democrats won't be relinquishing control of the Senate any time soon." "Senator Johnson can remain in office even if he's incapacitated." "That Governor Rounds guy better not try to appoint a replacement for Senator Johnson." Shit like that.
Fucking ghouls. Seriously, the other democrats could obviously not give a shit less about the guy, except in terms of votes and committee chairmanships. It's incredibly creepy. The guy's lying there in his hospital bed, head wrapped in so many bandages he looks like a mushroom, and all those cold-blooded fucks can think about is retaining their political power.
Kinda makes you hope their brains explode too, huh?
Senator Johnson, I'm sending positive healing moose-vibes to you, and hope and faith to your family. Feel better soon.
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