Feliz Navidad! We Got You A Deportation For Christmas!

The ICE busted six meat-packing plants yesterday, in Greeley, Colo.; Grand Island, Neb.; Cactus, Texas; Hyrum, Utah; Marshalltown, Iowa; and Worthington, Minn. They rounded up thousands of illegals and shipped them to detention centers, on their way back to mexico, or wherever they're from. That news made my heart swell with the joy of the holidays, since it's about fucking time we started enforcing the immigration laws of this country.

This story talks about the ten-month investigation leading up to the raid, and the reaction to it in one Colorado town.

--Outside a meatpacking plant fence here ["here" being Greeley, CO -Danny], a frustrated Tony Garcia watched as Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents swarmed inside.

"We need help," he yelled to them. "We need answers."--

Here's your answer: The ICE is doing their job. You know, the job of managing the immigration situation in America.

--There were few of those Tuesday as agents began their initial sweep through Swift & Co. plants in six states, arresting illegal immigrants who had bought or stolen other people's identities to help them get Swift jobs.--

Identity theft, huh? So much for the theory that illegals are just honest, hard-working folks trying to make a better life for their families.

Newsflash, you worthless fucks. Those Social Security numbers that you are buying or stealing belong to somebody else. Unless that somebody else is stone cold dead, then the SSN is in use by its rightful owner. And you are going to cause that person a pain in the ass the size of Texas if you use it too.

Hell, even if the rightful owner IS pushing up daisies, the illegal using the number can seriously fuck things up for the surviving spouse and dependents. So hey, wetbacks. Don't use someone else's Social Security number. Come here through legal chanels, and fucking get your own.

--Garcia, who said he has friends who work at the Greeley plant, was worried about the fate of schoolchildren whose parents were arrested. "Who is going to pick them up?" he asked.--

Whatever. That'll learn 'em to be lots more careful about where they put down roots and decide to raise a family.

Seriously, people. We GET that your home country sucks hairy, sweaty balls. We get that your country's government is hopelessly corrupt, that most of your country's people live in poverty, and that you want something better for your spawn than being raised in your country.

And I want a fucking Lamborghini. Bottom line - as codified by the Rolling Stones: You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need.

That is America's way of saying, we have decided to make this a miserable place for illegals. You can deport yourself, or we will do it for you. Either way, your ass be goin' home.

Now, to really make my Christmas bright, can we please arrest a few dozen of those meat-packing company executives? Not only do they put out a shitty product, they knowingly hired illegals. That's grounds for some major government hammer coming down on their asses.

Merry Christmas, Greeley Colorado, and all the other cities that saw Swift Immigrant Justice yesterday.