He Was Drunk The Day His Mom Got Out Of Prison...

This story has it all. NASCAR, country music, a sick mama, prison, the South, Wal-Mart, and stolen trucks and buses.

Oh, and the guy's name is Christopher Daniel Gay. Is it just me, or is that... kinda gay?

There's nothing particularly important or ground-breaking about this story. I just wanted to share it because it's almost like NASCAR fans TRY to make the world think they are backwards retarded dorks.

Oh, and this quote is the highlight of the story:

--"What he done was wrong, but he knows his mama don't have long," his mother, Anna Shull, told The Tennessean this week. Efforts to contact Gay's family were unsuccessful Friday.--

Okay, sing it with me...

What he done was wrong
But mama didn't have long
And then there was his dong
Tired of prison songs...

Yeah, that was bad. But it made me laugh, so leave the moose alone, will ya?

Do you suppose the rest of the country would stop thinking southerners were a bunch of in-bred hick morons if they stopped acting that way?

Still, stealing a truck filled with $300,000 worth of Wal-Mart swag is kinda cool. Let's go joy-riding when you get out of the big house, Chrissy Dan Gay.

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