Friday, June 1, 2007

Haven't These Shitheads Ever Heard Of Birth Control?

This story made my head explode. I'm not kidding. There are bits of moose brain scattered over four counties.

--When it comes to children, one Dallas mother knows about having them in pairs.

The odds are one in 500,000 but she's giving birth today to her third set of twins at Baylor University Medical Center.

But with the joy comes great challenges.

Inside the wood frame house, life resembles the nursery rhyme of the old woman who lived in a shoe.

But here, young mom Amanda Gonzales cares for four-year-old Natalie, three-year-old twins Adam and Sebastian and two-year-old twins Rachel and Raquel.

Two more twin girls are scheduled for a c-section birth today.--


So wow. They must both have really good jobs to pay for all those kids, huh? Probably older parents with college degrees or something. Kind of like the Duggar family with their brood of sixteen, right?

Uh, no.

--But with neither the 21-year-old father nor the 20-year-old mother employed - all the children are supported by welfare - the young family faces financial and emotional obstacles.--

Well no shit.

You humans really are the stupidest species ever, aren't you? It really doesn't bother you that a twenty year old woman has seven (and counting) children age four and under, and that you will have to support them to adulthood because she will never get out of the situation she created for herself, does it? And you don't care that her seven (and counting) children will also fail at life just like she has, and you will end up supporting their children as well, does it?

I find it interesting that the father of the latest set of twins is not the father of the other five children. So where are the other three fathers that magnanimously dropped a load of jizz in Amanda's stretched-out-like-an-old-tube-sock cooter? Don't they have child support laws in Texas?

Why, imagine that! If the current depositor got a job, and the other three depositors paid child support, this woman could probably get off welfare! YAY!

But it ain't gonna happen, because this "family" has no interest in being off welfare. They're perfectly content to leech from the system, and let other people pay for their life choices. "I always wanted to have a lot of kids" indeed. Yes, because the world needs more stupid people raising their kids up to be just like them.

Of course, there are ways to dis-incentivize a woman from squirting out a whole passel of bastards before she's even of legal drinking age. But you guys won't even contemplate any of that nonsense. Cuz, ya know, this woman has a RIGHT to breed irresponsibly and wreck seven (and counting) children's lives.

Clearly, you are doomed. Might as well cancel yourselves and leave the whole thing to the cockroaches right now.

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